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Albert the Vampire
I am a vampire. I was born in 30 AD. I can turn into a bat. I I have an unusual sensitivity to sunlight and garlic. I desire to consume blood to have sex with literally anyone. I am bad at math. I hate public transportation. I hate young vampires. I love Neil Degrasse Tyson podcasts. I'm afraid of pigeons. I love Michael Bay films. I've never been to Europe, but I pretend I have. I think the British version of The Office is better. Im bi-sexual.